Happy Halloween Pound Pups and Cats!

Hi. I'm Toonces.
Bru's allowed me to do this entry today since he was feeling a bit...odd. And besides, those mutts were a bit racist in their selection process yesterday so I deserve some recognition. They obviously don't know who they are messing with! Bwhahaha! Last night we went back to the pumpkin patch for a few more pumpkins and look what we found!



We were truly amazed to see the witches (well...they were amazed, I was laughing my ass off!)since it wasn't yet Halloween night. Unfortunately someone (Crazy B.. names unmentioned) asked them what they were doing out when it wasn't Halloween. Well! Those witches cackled and danced with glee and asked us if they thought they only came out on ONE night a year? I've got to tell you I didn't think any such thing. But nooooo! Someone (Crazy B.. names unmentioned) said she did.

Well that made the witches a bit crazy and they made a few spells while we watched. We gathered our pumpkins and returned to the Pound safe and sound. Or so everyone thought. Turns out those witches had turned everyone, all the mutts, BG and Patsy into cats! Even MY eyes got big as saucers when suddenly! they all turned into cats! Whooo Hoo! Life's grand! Luckily for me and the other mutt cats, we're already cats. so it didn't have any effect on us. We weren't turned into dogs or anything weird. I was laughing my ass off watching all those mutts turn pussy on me! LOL

Anyway, yours truly had a camera and I took pictures for you all to see.


Brute tries to fly...obviously he has his species mixed up and thought he was a bird or something. He went up and up and up! Higher and higher and higher! He's showing Loblows how he can fly. Loblows sat in amazement watching a cat who thought he was a bird. Then suddenly.... splat! BG went running over to Bru baby and he turned to her and said, "you crazy bitch, if you dare talk about taking me to Dr. death I'll...I'll....I'lll! Then Brute looked down at his distorted feline body and said, "Oh, Gawd! Take me! This ain't right!" No wonder he feels odd today.

Here's Crim and Claire, cute little kittens that they are. I think they were trying to each be first up the mantelpiece. I heard Crim say to Claire... "this IS what cats are supposed to do! This is!" Claire, ran up the mantel as fast as she could. Kewl! Awesome! Far Out! I can dig it!


There's Crazy B.. BG teaching Bumpy the finer points of pole dancing. "Now, bumpy...lift your leg up and wrap it around this pole! No! Bumpy! Never mind! Please! Bumpy! Don't lift your leg on this pole! Oh, gawd! Mmust I remind you, Bumpy, that you are STILL a squatter?"

You can tell who got into the booze and party mood right before the spell hit.

Yep. That's Patsy all right. Pats was singing " A well I bless my soul! Whats wrong with her? She's gotta have her ass sittin on a burr! She keeps saying that we are all mutts! But the truth of the matter is that she's just nuts! Her knees they are knocking and her butt must itch.. Can't imagine why else she'd twitch! Of course it will be all of us mutts! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah! She's all shook up! Please don't ask me whats on my mind! I'm a little mixed up, but I'm feelin fine! When I'm near that bolly that I love best. My heart beats so it scares me to death!

DLG was saying I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Referring of course to a whole pumpkin pie. Not one piece, but the whooole thing!

Right before the picture Mulva told me, "I'm certainly going to feel this in the morning!"





Moe did some stretches before chasing Eliza (just below).


Don't let that pretty puffball exterior fool you. She can out run me!

DJ Sooner showed up wearing that pumpkin hat. Wouldn't take it off all night. DJ said it made her invisible. Yeah. Surrrre DJ!
This cutie is Pei. That cute little face hides a kitten that had fun batting and nipping everyone else's tails. Except mine. Pig snoozed through the whole thing. He woke up this morning feeling fine and Bru's totally disgusted with him.

Sweet Little Lola gal put on that frog head gear and annoyed everyone by sneaking up on them and going Ribbit! Ribbit! when they least expected it.




Mable. Doesn't she look a bit.. pie eyed? She came out of hiding because she was as fast as Bru and the same size. Mabel sashayed around swishing that tail. I never knew cats could thump tails.
We looked all over for that last bottle of bolly. We found NM curled around it this morning. Max kept hiding under chairs and cushions. "Shhhhhh, I'm invisible!"
We found Word right between the pumpkin and the empty. I wondered if her face would stay scrunched up like that once she returned to normal.

Peace floated around all night saying "I'm the ghost of Peace. I'm a Peace a Ghost." She was asked if she would share some of the bolly, she said "What bolly, I don't have any bolly!" Pretty soon we could all hear Peace as she began to sing! "I'm a little heliport, yes I am! You can look at me and know where I've been!" Katie raised everyone's fur by flickering and fading in and out.

Even LoRATta put in an appearance. Andrea's deciding whether the heartburn and indigestion would be worth the trouble. You know what I'm sayin'?


There's a sight to see. Edina, A3rd and Ntegrity got into the catnip. I'd say they might have overdone it.. just a bit.
Meow quacked me up with her duck hat!
Anita started juggling too many glasses at one time and the central one fell out. Now she's all wet!

Madison loudly asked if this wasn't a private party and "who let lorettarat in?" She promptly chased LoRATta away then lost interest in her and headed for the catnip and bolly!



Anony was helping anonymous crawl away from the catnip.

Castaway Jo said, glanced around and said...."Well, Toonces, what a day! Didja eveh think you would see a bunch of clumsy mutts trying to be like us? "

Oooof! I know, Jo. I know. What a day! It just goes to show that when that bewitching hour is upon you, you better watch out! Stranger things have happened. Just look over --------->! Now that's a scarey thought!

Costume submissions!

Here are all of the costumes that have been submitted so far. If we missed any, please holler! We will be adding a few more in the next couple of days, and Brutus will chose his favorite on Monday! Enjoy!

Slide show removed to save on our resources. :)

Great Danes

Periodically we will take a little time to describe some canine and feline breeds, but today I wanted to tell you a little about my brothers and sisters, the Great Dane.

As males, we are more powerful and massive then our sisters, and some of us weigh as much as 200 pounds! We can stand nearly a yard tall at the withers (that's dog talk for at the shoulders when we are on all fours), and we can easily tower over adult two-leggers if we stand up on our powerful back legs. Bitches normally weigh less than 130 pounds, but that's still bigger than crazy bitch!

We are very loyal and good companions, but we also make very good watch dogs and easily run off delivery people and those who don't belong! Our size alone is intimidating, but we are not aggressive unless we need to be...and then, watch out! The newspaper guy in my neighborhood has developed a darn good throwing arm because he is afraid to get too close! I can make him throw the paper from the middle of the street with one look and a very deep grrrrrr! Just to put us in perspective, here are a few pictures of my buds!



You get a real good idea of our massive size when you see this old guy with a chihuahua. Yes, one of those huge feet you easily squish that little guy, but we are kind and gentle giants unless someone threatens our humans or a smaller friend. This little Chihuahua baby is one who I would fiercely protect with my life.
Thanks for giving me the chance to talk about my brothers and sisters, and if you have a special canine or feline friend you would like to have honored here, I'll be very happy to give up a little space to do so, unless his name is Pei Pig Monique! I will NOT let that fatazz take up any more of my space....well, not without a damn good bribe, anyhow. All other pets and pals will be honored here.

The Refrigerator ~ Guest Entry

Today is such an exciting day for me! It’s the day the delivery guy will come to deliver my brand new refrigerator! I can’t wait. I am so anxious that I have promised to restrain myself and not bark, run, jump or otherwise be obnoxious and possibly scare him away!

Refrigerator, you say? A refrigerator for a …….dog…….? I certainly wasn’t expecting such a luxurious gift, and it is a bit unusual, I suppose, for a dog to have such a thing bestowed upon him, but my human bitch got very tired of cleaning up the mess I created each time I wanted water and went to HER refrigerator and hit the little button that turns it on.

So! My very wonderful and loving human bitch, after sitting me down and making a deal, said I would be getting one of my very own!

Before you go rushing out to get a new refrigerator for yourself, do remember that not everyone is capable of making the right decision about this major purchase! You have to be smart about this, and of course it helps to have a super-natural intelligence like my human bitch does. She is, after-all….ALL THAT and MORE! Well, I've never heard anyone claim she is "loved around the world or that she can crack nuts with her thighs", but WE love her! And she knows how to pick just the right stuff for just the right amount of money. I’m afraid most people would fail miserably in chosing the right refrigerator. So listen up while I give you a few very important pointers, after which you too may do a relatively good job of buying a refrigerator. Without my help, however, forget it!

We had some major considerations to take into account. First of all, one of the reasons I loved my human’s refrigerator was because it was an endless supply of water. Yes, of course the spigot was too high, but my human just happened to have a chair next to her refrigerator which made it possible for me to have my unlimited supply. Once she discovered that it was me who kept creating the puddles on the kitchen floor and that it really wasn’t a leak or pee, she moved the chair away to prevent my access. She swore, when she bought this new refrigerator that it would not have a water spigot. And neither should you! It’s a terrible waste of money because SHE said so (plus the fact she really can’t afford it, but don’t tell her I let you know that). There are better ways of handling the issue of easy access to water, and my human loves me enough to get me this! Did I mention that I LOVE my human bitch?

Is she awesome or what?

The other issue is delivery. If you buy the refrigerator in the wrong place, they will charge you way too much money for delivery, so my human bitch shopped around until she got just the right deal! She saved a lot of extra money (gas being as expensive as it is right now) by hiring Mr. X to go pick it up for her! They carefully measured the doors to make sure it would pass through without a hitch….a trick she learned when she bought the hot tub and had to tear the fence down to get it into the yard! And that reminds me of when she went shopping with her Miata (such a small little car) and had to make two trips back to the store to get everything! In any event, Mr. X was just the ticket! Awww. Sigh. Did I mention that I love my two-legged bitch?


This is the happiest day of my life. Well, almost. I was really happy the day my human bitch discovered Jumbones! Oh, and I was really happy yesterday when we went to the beach. And I was really happy the day before when my human bitch bought me a new stuffed toy! And I was really happy….well, let’s just say I’ve got a darn good life! So, yeah, this was ONE of the happiest days of my life. Ohhhhh. I love my human bitch!

Well, okay. It’s not just MY refrigerator. That human guy who lives with us gets to keep his stuff in there too, but I’m okay with that. Sort of. To all the two-legged bitches out there who put us first.......MUAH!

Slobbery puppy smootches,

Harvey

Getting Ready for Halloween

We're having a party!

We hope you are all getting ready for Halloween and looking forward to seeing all the interesting and creative costumes for mutts, kitties and other creatures! Please submit pictures of your pet for consideration in the contest for "Best of Show!" {you can also submit one that you find online}. To submit the picture, just upload it into the comments section.

Wet doggy smooches!

Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

Happy Chew Day!

Oh how I love Monday's!

If any of you were to ask Crazy Bitch to pick up bread or milk, she'd need a map and OnStar to guide her thru the market but come Monday when it's time to restock the chew supply, she can hit the place like a swat team on a crack house!I kinda like her today....a little.

Paws to alls,

Brutal

Dearest Bitches,

The following is my latest conversation with Crazy Bitch.

CB: Bruby, I think it's time you let your little brother put something up for the ladies and gentlemen at The Pound.

Brutal: Nuh uh

CB: Bruby....

Brutal: No

CB: oh c'mon Bruby Bubble Butt

Brutal: I hate you

CB: I have a Jumbone...Ooooo, who's name is on it? Does that say Benji? Bonny? Hmmmmm?

Brutal: It says Brutal you infantile, staggering, drunken twit! I will not be swayed by having treats dangled in front of me, unlike you at a martini bar! The Pup's and Kitty's have come to expect certain requirements of my unique writing style that only I can produce...

CB: Bingo? Boris? Bullet?...

Brutal: Oh how I detest you! Do you know how many times a day I pray that every time you light a cigarette, you will explode from all the hair spray and perfume! I will not allow you and your mentally challenged sidekick to confuse The Pound with such assinine ramblings of Super Chunks newly acquired ability to chase a tennis ball. No, it is simply out of the question. Now remove yourself from my presence, post hence...don't you have a goon to be spinning on some where you click clacking, overly powered slut?

CB: Oooooo I think it says Bru-Bru on it....

Brutal: (blink, blink) I can't decide which is more of an embarrassment to me...your lack of intelligence or your lack of appropriate clothing...

CB: oh wait...I must have read that wrong, it looks like Broby. Oh well....

Brutal: You insufferable harlot! Broby isn't even a word! Even the retarded, cross-eyed foot stool beside you knows it reads Brutus you ignorant slut...why must I suffer the curse that is you and your blissful existence as a tarted up tramp with nothing to offer to society other than pole spinning men into the ground? There's a name for women like you...WHORE!

CB: Okay, I'm gonna pull out the big gun Bru-bella...

Brutal: Don't you dare! Get away from me you vile bitch....don't you...

CB: Pppppppppppppppp, ppppppppppppp, pock, pock!

Brutal: You will burn in hell you disgusting wench! Oooo, yeah, that's it! Pock me on the butt...oooo that's it, pock me hard! Ummmm, now hand me that Jumbone!

CB: Good Bru-Bru!

Brutal: Forgive me Ladies for I know she is trash but she knows her way around the chewy isle! Let the illiteracy begin. Again, forgive me..I am male therefore I am weak.

~~~♥♥♥~~~

Hi!

My name is Pig. Mommy calls me Piggles or Boobla Pig Wiggles. I'm 5. I have a big brudder and toys. I love my Mommy and my brudder. We play all the time. I like Arby's. Mommy gives me butt rubs and back and ear scratches. Mommy perms my ear tips with her fingers. She calls them tata chips. I don't like goon. He reminds me of a mean pug I met at the spa. I can run fast. Mommy says I'm the bestest Pig she's ever seen. I love my Mommy.

Bye